Queer and I always forget when my birthday is so idk age. Gay for swords. Everything is funny at three in the morning. Sometimes I write stuff, so feel free to send me prompts Ao3 account name is the same as here
It’s so wild how many grown adults can’t grasp such a basic concept like “if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return”
I work a job where I interact with the public. If my customers are nice and pleasant I will bend over backwards for them. If my customers are unpleasant I will do the absolute minimum as required to not get in trouble. I’ll never not do my job, but by god I can and will do the bare minimum.
like what happened to “women are capable of doing everything men can do”. If this statement is true the reverse is also true. It doesn’t mean they necessarily do but they could. Thats like THE feminist statement in my mind its the most important one and radfems are actively rejecting it. There is nothing but superficial differences between us!!! “Men” and “women” are fictions used to organize society and power in a specific way they’re not essential truths. We can go from one to the other freely and easily because we are essentially the same. The massive gulf between us in modern society is political, its not in anyway concrete, essential or biological.
this is exactly why trans men are dismissed by terfs and fundies alike as confused and corrupted little girls: we are living proof that the great high impenetrable fortress of masculinity is as porous as a coral reef. it doesn’t need to be appeased or assailed because actually you can just go there and touch all the stuff and hang out and play with the bits and leave again if you like. we must be crazy! we CANNOT be accurate reporters of our own lives.
like, the supremacy and impermiability of any gender is a shell game that depends on killing anyone who flips over more than one shell at a time.
they can’t listen to us. their whole worldview depends on it.
terfs and incels alike will try to convince you that men and women are so biologically different as to be practically different species, but that simply isn’t true. compared to other species, the sexual dimorphism in human beings is so mild as to be almost completely outweighed by individual variation. we are more alike than we are different, and focusing reductively on the differences will lead you to disregard 95% of the human being
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that’s great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that’s great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!
Neil gaiman being sad for crowley and aziraphale at the end of season 2 is so real like technically as a writer you are in charge but sometimes it feels more like you are the poor bastard transcribing what is being said in a courtroom
Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…
